Bill Hayes (Doug Williams)
“You could put together so many hours of outtakes from this show. They usually involve profanity, so you can’t show them, but everybody has his moments. I remember one time, they were taping a scene, and it was all of the girls on the show, and something happened, and they laughed, and the one girl said, ‘I just peed!’ And they could not go on! They just couldn’t. [The powers that be] finally told everybody to leave the stage, take 10 minutes and come back pulled together, because they could not go on.”